What makes a guy movie? Is it the action? Is it the violence? Is it the funny? Well it's all of these things and more. Did you pass it as you scrolled through the cable listings? If it's a guy film and most especially if it's in the top ten you can do nothing except stop, rearrange your schedule, and settle in for some old fashioned man goodness. Can't rearrange your schedule, that's ok you probably own these films anyway. So let the list begin......
Favorite Line - You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long.
Favorite Line - Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
Favorite Line - At my signal, unleash hell.
Favorite Line - Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.
Favorite Line - Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker
Favorite Line - I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Favorite Line - Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
Favorite Line - You think that I'm some guinea, fresh off the boat, and you can kick me! But I'm too big for that now. I'm sick a' takin the scrap from you, Leo. I'm a' of marching into this goddamn office to kiss your Irish ass. And I'M SICK A' THE HIGH HAT!.......Youse fancy pants, all a youse.
Favorite Line - Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Favorite Line - I'm gonna make him an offer he won't refuse. Okay? I want you to leave it all to me. Go on, go back to the party.